Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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