i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
operation have a gay friend backfired
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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