..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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