I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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