New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
