Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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