I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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