yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
time to smoke my breakfast
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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