Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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