Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Randomize
