On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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