I just made out with a guy for $7.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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