Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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