glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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