so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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