shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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