I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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