yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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