Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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