he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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