nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
then he tried to convert me to islam
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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