Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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