hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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