the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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