Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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