I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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