in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do vagina's smell?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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