So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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