Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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