I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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