Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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