Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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