dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
