if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
if i can run in heels then i can drive
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
