Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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