I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I will die if light touches me.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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