Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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