If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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