I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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