he wants to bone in the snuggie
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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