i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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