You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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