I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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