One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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