I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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