Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
