did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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