i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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