guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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