Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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