i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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