she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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